Q. What's the difference between an introverted Engineer and an extroverted Engineer?
A. An introverted Engineer looks down at his shoes when he talks to you. An extroverted Engineer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A newly married Chinese couple went on their honeymoon. The groom had always been kept busy working in his family's restaraunt and was embarrassed by his lack of experience with women. On their wedding night, wanting to impress his new bride, he told her he would do anything she liked and all she had to do was ask. The bride was inexperienced as well but said to her husband.
" I have heard my married girlfriends whispering about the number 69 and I too want to try this number 69."
The young husband looked puzzled and said " Really??? You want Garlic Chicken with Snow Peas?"